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4/15/10

Hello my future talkers!

As you already know I am a close friend of Dr.D's. Anyway enough with the useless information. You know how when you talk super fast for a long time you have to take a big breath? Well, I have created a gas that makes you "blabber" (as my name suggests) for a long time without taking a breath! After a while you will die of suffocation! Unless you come and buy the antidote from me. I am going to launch a rocket into the atmosphere that will coat the entire USA in "blabbergas!" Soon my colleagues and I will be the richest people in the world!

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