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7/21/11

Nah But Really ...

I think I am having what they call a crisis of faith. I have always believed that money could make me happy. And it does. But I feel like a big fat donut with a hole in the middle. I am such a bozo. What is love? Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more! I want to know what love is, I want you to show me!

From now on I am going to really try and be friends with other people. Other people with money that is... I don't want to be friends with no beggin folk

1 comment:

  1. I feel really insulted by your constant stream of smack talk!

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