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7/22/11

We Have Completed Stage One of "Operation Teamwork"

I have made my robonkeys and Blabbergas has made his blabbergas so I guess we can begin the plan. But I have failed a lot and so has the Count so I have my doubts that this will work . . . .

7/21/11

Apparently...

Motherlode got a wife and she likes to make jokes!

Nah But Really ...

I think I am having what they call a crisis of faith. I have always believed that money could make me happy. And it does. But I feel like a big fat donut with a hole in the middle. I am such a bozo. What is love? Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more! I want to know what love is, I want you to show me!

From now on I am going to really try and be friends with other people. Other people with money that is... I don't want to be friends with no beggin folk

Green

Green with Envy, HA Ha Green is the color of money

Honest Request ...

Dr. D ... Count Blabbergas ... I am richer than your mom ever dreamed of, but can we still try to be friends. I know you will be constantly green with envy, but can we try?

Best Back UP!

You know, I was just sitting in my billion dollar mansion counting money. But then I stopped because I have too much money to count. But something hit me. I have all the money a man could want ... but no friends. I think I need a life change. Maybe I'll start going to church.

Who Cares??!!

Fine we didnt need Motherlode anyway... did you read that nonsense?! Half of it was lies and the other half his grandma mumbled in her sleep!